Happy Valentine's Day
Israeli Style

Israel manufacturing fake relics to prove existence of Temple. Wha? Didn't they ever read the Bible or as we call it at my house "Thabible"? In Thabible you see, a prophet arrives who is specially created without the use of male sperm and he destroys the Temple. It truly made the Hebrews angry to have been ousted from the status of "Chosen Ones" in such a manner, literally having the genetic information which was handed down for eons in the male Y chromosome sequence of the prophets, deleted. Yes, deleted. So now...all they have left is this nonsense called "Israel" which they hope to keep lying about.

Hint: Your secret is out now. You can all go home and let the indigenous peoples of the Middle East have their property back. Nice try but no cigar.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/programmes/horizon/solomon_prog_summary.shtml

"But who was producing these fakes and how? Dr Goren decided to piece together how the stone tablet had been made. He tracked the origin of the stone itself - apparently a building block taken from a Crusader castle. It was even possible to work out how the fake patina had been manufactured and the ingredients used. What was clear was the team of forgers included experts in a range of disciplines. "

And in this sweet little piece, a Canadian citizen was murdered by Israel because he was reporting on last year's Israeli Crime Spree on Lebanese soil which is still going on, day in and day out. Just last week Israel decided it could take the law into its own hands and murder a Lebanese man who was on his side of the border. Now, if Mexico did that to US citizens we'd all be going nuts....in that typical fanatical Patriotic way Americans do (like when they say, "no American deserves to die like that" when a bridge collapsed in Minnesota recently). "No American deserves to die that way? Hmm. And today...is the day Israel assassinated the former PM of Lebanon, Rafik Hariri on "Valentine's Day" in a special Valentine message to everyone's favorite Hero Sayyed Nasrallah.....how unusual! Another hit just a day before scheduled protests and mourning festivities in Beirut. How very very absurd to believe that any entity other than Israel is responsible. Absurd.

Just smacks of magic realism except for the part that it is real.

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/ottawa/story/2008/02/06/ot-von-kruedener-080206.html?ref=rss