I wear my cap backwards
so I don't burn my neck.
I wear my cap forwards
'cause I don't like Glen Beck.
I eat at the D-FAC
makes me poop alot
that's because it's Minot
and the food's never hot.
These combat boots
hurt more than shoes,
I read Vonnegut
then Doctor Suess,
I work in the office
in green camoflauge,
my girl didn't want
the matching corsage.
Call me a kid
but to tell the truth
I refuse to grow
out of my youth
but the boots still hurt
and the food makes me poop,
I wear my hat backwards
and Glen Beck's still
an asshole.




-Airman Sowid, Minot AFB, North Dakota