Sayuri's book is going to be called:
I have a question
1. Animals aren't evil.
2. Archeology is rhymes with Everything
3. Sayuri's joke
Sayuri's book is going to be called:
I have a question
1. Animals aren't evil.
2. Archeology is rhymes with Everything
3. Sayuri's joke
Once upon a time there was a baby and they named him Henry.
Henry had a big sister and liked to talk about many things.
His sister was named Genavieve Rose but she liked to be called G.
Because her name was hard.
One day on the way to school, G's grandma was lost and driving all around the place.
She was looking for Mona Lisa Street.
So she started telling G that Henry didn't know about Mona Lisa.
G laughed. Henry just looked.
G's grandma said that the Mona Lisa is the most famous picture in the world.
G listened and her grandma said everyone in the world knows about Mona Lisa.
How could such a famous picture be such a secret to Henry?
My Great Great Great Great Grandfather Reverend Phillip Porter Date: [unknown] [unknown]
Location: [unknown]
Surname/tag: PORTER
Lucy Ayers Gunthorpe, transcriber16 Oct. 2005
The first application was made to the Sate of South Carolina in 1831:
To the Honorable Senate and Members of the House of Representatives of the State of South Carolina, The Humble petition of Phillip Porter showeth that he is now in the 67 or 68 year or years of his age, has reared a large family and they have all become of age and doing for their selves and he has no family except himself and his wife and the petitioner showeth that he has for many years of his life been an ailing man and not able to accumulate property. He is now old and not able to work and without help from the State of South Carolina where he has rendered great service must of course soon become in a suffering situation or be dependent to the charity of his friends and as this Petitioner has been a faithful Soldier of the revolutionary struggle and all his aid was rendered in that glorious struggle for liberty, he hopes you take his petition in consideration and grant him a pension as is allowed to others in similar circumstances. The petitioner showeth that he was born in North Carolina, Guilford County and removed to South Carolina in the time of the war and settled in Abbeville Dist. in this State and there resided during the war and this petitioner showeth that he was early in our army when he came to the State. The first tour was a Volunteer Tour against the Indians under Col. Killgore and then home and then served three months longer under Capt. Roseman scouring the frontier and was stationed at NORRODS BLOCK House in Abbeville where he served a dangerous tour of duty in guarding and providing provisions for the benefit of the Fort and after he served his tour at that place he then volunteered under Capt. Robert Maxwell in the horse service for another tour in the said service scouring and ranging the frontier where he, your petitioner under went many hard trials and many dangers. Your petitioner showeth that he was ready at every beck and call of Capt. Robert Maxwell about the close of the glorious struggle for liberty to turn out and scour the frontiers and beat back the Indians in which service he often acted as a spy and if your honorable body shall hear the prayers of your petitioner he as in duty bound will ever pray---
The State of South Carolina, Pickens District: Personally came before me the subscribing Justice for the said District and appeared Phillip Porter, the above Petitioner and made oath in due form of law and sayeth on his oath that all the facts set forth in the above Petition is just and true. Sworn to and subscribed to this 18th day of November 1831 before me Bailey Barton, JQ. Signed: Philip Porter
The following is a just and true schedule of the Property of Phillip Porter.......439 acres poor land, part Mountains ....given in to Tax Collector last quartly...13 head cattle...A stock of hogs supposed 30 head or upward,some of them being shy I can't exactly say...2 head of horse beast, not valuable...6 or 7 head of sheep and a few farming tools andthe necessary house hold and kitchen furniture for a small family... no article of fine quality....as to cabinet work and 2 beds furniture.
The State of South Carolina, Pickens District: Before me the Subscribing Justice, Personally came and appeared Phillip Porter and made oath the written is a Just and True schedule of all his effects and says on his oath that he has not dispossessed himself of any property in order to obtain a pension from the State. Sworn to this 18 day Nov. 1831 before me Bailey Barton, JQ. Signed: Philip Porter.
I, Bailey Barton one of the Justices of the Quorum for the said District do certify that I have been long acquainted with Phillip Porter and can say he is a man of just character and that all faith and credit should be given to his affidavits as such. Signed: Bailey Barton, JQ.
The State of South Carolina, Pickens District: Before me the subscribing Justice of Peace for the said District, personally came and appeared JOSEPH CHAPMAN and took oath in due form of law and says on his oath that he knew Phillip Porter to be a faithful soldier in the Revolutionary War and that he frequently saw him doing duty and that he served with him under Capt. Maxwell and Roseman and says he knew Phillip Porter through the whole struggle and he was faithful to do his duty when ever called on. Sworn to and subscribed this 18th day of Nov. 1831 before me. Signed: Joseph Chapman with his (X) mark.
The State of South Carolina, Pickens District: I, Bailey Barton one of the Justices of Quorum for the said District do certify that I am well acquainted with Joseph Chapman whose name is above subscribed and that he is entitled to full faith and credit in my opinion. Signed: Baily Barton, JQ.
DECLARATION: In order to obtain the benefit of the act of Congress of the 7th of June 1832......State of South Carolina, Pickens District: Personally appeared on this 7th day of October 1834 before the Honorable Lt. P. Butler one of the associate Judges of the Said State in open court at Pickens Court House, Phillip Porter, a resident of the District aforesaid aged seventy one years, who being duly sworn according to law doth on his oath make the following declaration in order to obtain the benefit of the pension made by the act of Congress passed June 7th 1832, that he entered the service of the United States in 1781 well as he recollects as he was then only about seventeen years of age in Ninety Six District, now Abbeville, S. C. as a drafted militia man in the company of Capt. Samuel Roseman and Col. Killgore's Regiment went one tour after the Cherokee Indians but before this My Father, Hugh Porter was taken prisoner by the British and I was exchanged for him and kept as a prisoner of war six months at New Bern, North Carolina, since at that time in Guilford County of the State and removed from hence to the District of 96 where I entered the service for 6 months under the said Capt. Roseman and Col. Killgore.
He is positive at this time he served as scouts and in the service six months. He then volunteered as in the Cavalry under Capt. Maxwell was ready to start with him on an expedition when he was assigned by the Captain to stay and provide for the fort. He was then engaged in procuring provisions and guarding the said fort called Norrod's Fort and stood ready to be called out at any time ____?______ 9 months, but says positively he was in the service 8 months at this time. This was in the year 1779 or1780. He was a minute man under Capt. Maxwell till the close of the war and was always ready to reconnoiter and fight the Cherokee Indians on the frontier.
He hereby relinquishes every other claim to a pension or an annuity except the present and he declares his name is not on the pension rolls of any agency or in any State and he answers this interrogatories required by the War Department to be part of the Court as follows: 1st: He was born in Guilford County North Carolina on the first day of July 1763, he believes having no family register present 2nd: He has no family register but his Father had one in Abbeville, SC. 3rd: He lived in Guilford N. C. when exchanged to the British for his Father when he was 10 year old. His Father then moved after his return to Abbeville, SC where he entered the service under Capt. Roseman Col. Killgore where he continued to live till about the year 1784 or 1785 when he removed to Pendleton District - now Pickens, where he has remained ever since and now lives. 4th: He was while in Abbeville always a volunteer and minute man. 5th: He was with General Pickens and Anderson and frequently saw them during the war. 6th: He never got a written discharge. 7th: He does not know any man who would dispute his word but is well acquainted with Bailey Barton, Esquire, Col. Benjamin Hagood, Major Keith, the Clerk of the Court, William D. Sloan, the Sheriff of this District. He would appeal with confidence to all whom he is known at this late period being measurably illiterate he can not so correctly recollect the particular dates as his memory is much impaired by old age and infirmaties. Signed: Philipporter (typed as written).Sworn and duly in open court the day and year aforesaid before William L. Keith C. C. Presiding Judge.I, William L. Keith, Clerk of the Court of the District of Pickens, S. C. do hereby certify that the foregoing contains the original proceedings of the said Court in the matter of the application of Phillip Porter for a pension.In the testimony whereof I have hereunto set my hand and seal of Office this the 7th day of October 1834 and in the fifty-ninth year of American Independence. Signed: William L. Keith, Clerk of Court for Pickens District.
We, Robert Gains, a Clergyman residing in the Dist. of Pickens and Bailey Barton residing in the same hereby certify that we are well acquainted with Phillip Porter, who has subscribed and sworn to the above declaration. We believe him to be seventy one years of age as he states that he is upright and believed in the neighborhood where he resides to have been a soldier of the revolution, and that we concur that opinion sworn and subscribed the day year aforesaid in open court..before William L. Keith, C.C.Signed: Robert GainesSigned: Baily Barton
And the said Court do hereby declare their opinion after the investigation of the matter and after putting the interrogatories prescribed by the War Department that the above named applicant was a Revolutionary Soldier and served as he states and the Court further certifies that it appears to them that Robert Gaines _____, who has signed the preceding certificate is a clergyman resident in Pickens District and that Bailey Barton, who has also signed is a resident in the same District of Pickens and is a credible person and that their statement is entitled to credit.Signed: A. P. Butler, Presiding Judge.
A copy of a letter from the DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR, BUREAU OF PENSIONS, RECORD DIVISION, Washington, DC was included with the request for a copy of Philip Porter's pension application and declaration. It is a form (3-525) letter, "in reply to your request for a statement of the military history of PHILIP PORTER." An outline of his service as found in his application was entered in the appropriate spaces, with the final notation of, "....WAS REJECTED ON THE GROUND OF UNOFFICIAL PROOF OF THE ALLEGED SERVICE." POWER OF ATTORNEY: Know all men by these present that I, James Porter of Pickens District and State of South Carolina and one of the children and legal representatives of Phillip Porter, a Revolutionary Soldier and Mary Porter, his wife who is now deceased, do hereby irrevocably constitute and appoint John L. Neely of Washington District of Columbia my true and lawful attorney for me and in my name to examine into and prosecute any claim that may be due or found to be due the children and legal representatives of Phillip Porter and Mary Porter in virtue of said Phillip Porter's service in the Revolutionary War and the several acts and resolutions of Congress relative thereto and that might have accrued to either of the said parties and not drawn during their lifetime and now due to their legal representatives and to receive the certificate of Pension etc. when issued by the Department. Thereby confirming whatsoever my said attorney can do or cause to be legally done either in person or by substitution in the prosecution of said claim except drawing money on the said claim. I, revoking any other authority I may have given to any other person or persons in this premise whatsoever. In witness whereof I have hereto set my hand and seal this 5th day of September 1853. Signed: James Porter (Seal) Signed in the presence of L. B. JOHNSON (his signature)(nb) Elizabeth struck out Mary inserted before signature.
State of South Carolina, Pickens District: On this fifth day of September in the year 1853, personally appeared before me, James Porter and acknowledged the written Power of Attorney to be his act and deed. Signed: J. W. NORRIS, JR Notary Public Ex. Off. Magistrate for Pickens District, SC.State of South Carolina, Pickens District: I, William L. Keith Clerk of the Court of General Sessions and Common Pleas for Pickens District in the State aforesaid, do hereby certify that J. W. Norris, Jr., Esqr. before whom the preceding acknowledged agreement was made (as appears by his name in his own handwriting attesting) was at the date thereof a Notary Public and Ex Officio Magistrate for the District aforesaid who had been duly appointed and qualified and had signed the roll kept according to law in my office... (end of page).
Transcriber’s note: There was an inconsistency in the spelling of Philip's name throughout the documents. It is interesting to note that Philip wrote and spelled his name Philip, while the clerks usually used Phillip.
Mid in November
Footnote to Crowhaven Farm I suppose,
Hope Lang once again under the bricks
under the witchcraft radar
schlepping around to take
the rest of Radiann's persimmons
if there are any, the solar rays
got very strong this year
and zapped and withered
everything and even things
beyond the everything.
The persimmons, all three of them
were tasted by the birds
and rejected so I left
them there too, I left Alex Hay
with his cat Lily on the table
while we talked about
the heaters and how the windows
cannot be cleaned, we discussed
javelina precautions and how charming
the little house is how happy
he is there
and then I sent my husband
to the store for peppers, onions and cream.
I wanted to tell Alex
what happened there in that room,
my sister's last breaths
how my first shriek of grief
left my mouth from his position
against that wall.
I wanted to certainly
I am sure that
that was lightning scar
and the rocks are still
there though smaller
and we older,
I am sure of so much-
of the lake and the elk
and the rope tied onto
the tree. Those are clearly
trout and it is summer.
One day they will come
and rifle through
the knick-knacks,
the beads and bedrolls
and will need to know
that rope was tied
onto the tree, it was summer
and those were trout.
Down through the alleyways of extinction
the abandoned dirt roads where young girls
used to walk unaccompanied
wearing their silk slips outside instead of in
here we are on a lonesome blogspot.
Yes, you heard me.
All the big publishers have moved on
to the big cities
pushing boundaries they said
breaking molds they said
all I see are the shadows of identity
politiks. They took their slips and packed
their bags to make noises in the city
using the sugar daddy model of poetics
gymnastics at 4 am on some old worn
out sofa with Jazz on a streaming device.
We are out here in the country,
enjoying whatever it is you thought
you found but never even looked for
and that was: your departure.
We waited because we knew
it would pass.
https://media.sas.upenn.edu/pennsound/authors/Salah/Wexler-Studio_2-10-17/Salah-Trish_Wexler-Studio-Session_Two-Self-Portraits_2-10-17.mp3
The After Thought
When finally the last words are eaten
and when there's no more
to fall back on
and the lump of fat that is used
to exercise the heart mediated by the mind,
it is as if the thermo-regulation
of a dog is a more important
organ to the well wishers and naysayers
waving at the hostages
on the way to the mass graves.
My mother used to tell me:
I love you more than all the tea in China.
The day Ron Silliman said this about me: "There were multiple comments in the polyphony of the stream that could be interpreted as racist, especially those made by Lilac, an Anglo woman living as a Muslim in Lebanon."
This was in response to a drunken pair of Filipina poets who went on a rampage because I said Barbara Jane Reyes poetry was not so great but she was exotic looking. And, she was. She and her friend Eileen Tabios were also vengeful racists entrapping balding white men on a private site they operated...tricking wealthy old white dudes into marrying Filipino village girls. Of course, as the Lead Detective on the case, no one at the Silliman Blog knew about the dark side of these two numbnuts. I exposed them and it led to Ron Silliman taking his toys home and shutting down his comments section forever. I imagine because he was a total embarrasment. Coddling two really venomous poets and me....well. The whole thing happened when I wasn't even there to defend myself from these nasty women. I was in South Lebanon, no internet, no cares in the world while the bunch of them spun amazing tales of my horrendous White Superiority Complex that was a surprise to me more than anyone. Me, an "Anglo" woman "LIVING" as a muslim....it doesn't get much better than that when it comes to the outright bullshit bigotry I have faced as a muslim over 40+ years.
https://carmenisacat.blogspot.com/2006/03/famous-ron-silliman-said-wednesday.html
Written by a Retired RN who became a landlord
On Valentine's Day we readied to sleep
when I heard the first call at 2200
I looked at you, you already asleep
but listening as you do and said,
"Who would call at this hour unless there was a fire?"
In a fire prone town this is how you think.
I tucked myself in and began the trip to morning.
The second call at 2220 went to voicemail
which politely dictates messages for me, does yours?
It was Ken, he said "Meg, I think your building is on fire,
I think you better head up there."
Long story short, we were up on the hill
just minutes after my second pant leg slid up,
and I always worked best on graveyards.
The man next to us had escaped the blaze.
It was glorious in its own way, out of control
as the BFD performed what is termed: surround and drown.
Sometimes the cure is worse than the disease.
He told us in low whispers that he and his wife
had lost everything in a California burn a few years back,
lightning does strike twice, just not in the same location.
Nothing is left now. Just a bunch of walls like brothers
broken in a war, scorched and scarred and somehow, sacred.
The whole town grieved. We raged and bargained,
denial of a fire is impossible, denial of our
animosity towards it however isn't, so we toiled
in a state of bitterness until slowly
but surely, we accepted. We graduated from
the Kübler-Ross academy of hard knocks.
We accepted all the feelings we'd hurt and been hurt by.
We accepted the inconveniences, we learned how to get on.
Until my tenant got cancer. Not another one.
It's a God-damned avalanche. Colons and lungs,
brains and skin, breasts and babies, one after another.
I went in to see him, to check on the overdue rent
that I already knew wouldn't be coming
but I wanted to put eyes on the scene
to gather evidence, we all need evidence
and his wife had been crying, he started crying.
There's just no way, we're tapped out
he said, out of pocket expenses already
have a choke hold, "we'll get it to you as soon as we can."
I said to them, "Isn't it weird how the fire missed us like that?
Only to start over here six months later?"
She looked at him, he looked at her,
as if to say, 'how did she know we were just saying that?'
His wife the real life retired homicide detective
who solved a cold case that made it to
National TV and who told me
when I asked her "what's it like...murder stuff?"
She said "it's the cruel things people do to other people"
...that's what got her out of the profession.
Same here I thought, same here.
Ode To Rocks
In pockets and gardens, under
our beds for miners carry
a fair share in long gray
pails with jugs of soup
near shanks and flesh
with crusts plus those
stored in the chests.
The spare parts of the world
cast about pose a craving
as deep as the ocean is long
as the rivers are wide. A record
of perennial harvests hauled
up from stopes through gob-shite
on ladders of iron out the Judeah
the William Jennings Bryan, Red Jacket,
Cole and Cambell
the Eagle Eye Nagasaki to the north
Beloved fountains of slag
pour into banks of remains
where genuflection pays
paper for gold and time with loss.
Poor men fair well in shifts,
forever on the way in or out
with dirt clinging, dirt in love
with the heroic skin, part
ancient shroud part, let me in.
-“No one can serve two masters; for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and mammon [money, possessions, fame, status, or whatever is valued more than the Lord]." - some guy called Matthew
No longer time for real brain
each touch and switch the antenae twitch
peculiar sound fed into the hand-held
of a dear Pavlov fact-checked inkblot.
I could not put my finger on the special
tinnitus, between gunshot and door slam
used for both hunting and for gathering
yet I heard it, there it was and determined
in true lie-detector fashion,
the hulking cabal
of our five literal senses produced
yet a sixth, the one I had hoped for
and knew existed: Eureka!
En la frontera and re-membering
the fundamental block-chain
of the ages Stone to Iron to Data,
how many arthropods it takes
to get to the center of the helix
in state-of-the-art Osterizers
-this last purification hurt
but I've said that before.
We Had No Shadows
-Happy people in a happy world. Wallace Stevens, Auroras of Autumn
In the beginning we put the sun
up
in the corner and the grass
a green line across
the bottom of the page
and a house. The house had
a window, a door
neither could be opened.
There would be a flower
or two or three or four
until we tired of the trying
after the yellow one broke.
Everything was there,
everything that mattered:
beauty, rest, warmth, food, safety
perhaps a God that showed
the 19 fingers outstretched
and at times
there would be a bird
an M hanging
a whole big flock of Ms
and at times the rain
shot-fell like sticks
through the air
impaling the hard won star
which wasn't a star
which wasn't the sun
however convinced we were.