Songs for Simpletons
-anonymous

Oh whither went the blame
some folks tell the story
it all sounds the same
no good ad libs or glory.
I'm so tired of simple men
who wake up every day
once and yet again
with another bitch to spay.
This one's a tired old geezer
that one has not a fang
still another is a fleecer
and the last one, she's a whole damn gang.
Miserable and grinning
never really winning.

Heh...found that one on the internet. I thought it charming and a little bit disarming.