6.1.09

So there's these folks ayasee? theys talking trash and tellin everyone bout the endtimes yasee? but wes anot listening yasee? because the knowledge is all transparentdental yasee? them dianetics in their lost trousers put up the cash yasee? but all it was paper yasee? IOUs and ticket stubs to the sox games where theyses sittin up there supposin no ones listenin yasee? but listenin bein what listenin is didn't mind its own business yasee? talkin trash yasee? oh man did I tells you all about the way that them do-what you wants-to braggarts gets all the cash in the endtimes yasee? not the endtimes but the endtimes when the trees start talking and sayin' yasee? here's one and he's a winner named Madoff yasee? took 40 and gave it to his grandpappy yasee? Bernie I think hes called that or a scheister but he most likely bought a piece of Senator this or that like they buyin up copies of the New York Times or sumthin yasee?

"Yeah, yeah right." Jim looked at this fella...bit strange, got an accent and tapped his cup so the waitress would come back by and he could examine her rack once again as she bent over to lovingly fill his cup. Right over the top and hot coffee oozed towards Jim's plate of shew bread and gravy like a flood at Cedar Rapids. "Thanks girlie. You're a fine girl."

Up above in the sky, a UFO group whizzed by (without any sound of course) and headed off towards Guatamala at cruising speed.

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